She’s Baaaaack!

Genius Is As Stevie Does!

Today’s Earfood

Slap Me Some Skin :)

Kick A Ginger Day?

Inspired by a 2005 episode of Southpark a 13 year old Los Angeles boy posted a Facebook message declaring the following school day as “Kick A Ginger Day”.  A ginger, as I assume most of you are wondering, is a person with red hair and freckles.  While most readers ignored the post or countered with “Protect A Ginger Day” messages, three boys were booked on suspicion bullying or kicking seven students who reported being assaulted.

According to Las Virgenes Unified School District Donald Zimring, the students involved were facing discipline ranging from picking up school trash to five-day suspensions. “The youngsters involved understand that this was not acceptable, and they have made various forms of apology and contrition… none will be expelled,” he said.

Fashion Fail!

The House of Christian Lacroix will no longer design clothes and has announced the lay off of more than 100 employees. Lacroix perfumes and accessories will still be largely available and prospective buyers are encouraged to negotiate directly with the company owners – Florida’s Falic Group.

*Sad Face*

Manny For Mayor?!?!

Okay not Mayor, but I like alliteration 🙂

Manny Pacquiao has submitted his candidacy for Congress in the Philipines.  Read BBC’s full coverage here, and stay tuned for updates!

Haiti Is Still Hurting

Up to 95% of existing farmland and livestock was destroyed in 2008 when Haiti was hit by three hurricanes and one tropical storm in a three week period.  A year later, the population is still suffering from severe food shortages and a lack of medical care.  Please take a moment to read the stories of a few survivors who are desperate to provide for their families by clicking here.

She’s Got Balls!

Helen Hodge of the UK thought Billy Duncan, her child’s father and lover for seven years,  was cheating on her.  She confronted him when he returned home on Monday from a football game.  When he resisted becoming involved in an argument she reportedly got violent and began hitting him in the head and face.  When that didn’t provoke him, she *ahem* RIPPED OFF HIS TESTICLES WITH HER BARE HANDS!!!!!!!!!  B-A-R-E H-A-N-D-S!!!!!!!!!  T-E-S-T-I-C-L-E-S!!!!!!!  A source close to the situation gave this statement to The Sun “His scrotum had been ripped open and his testicles were dangling by his legs. There was blood all over the flat.

BARE HANDS!!!!!!!  OMG.

Ninja Assassin – The Review

Synopsis

Raised in the monastery of the fabled Ozunu Clan where the upbringing is full of harsh discipline and brutal games (think ‘300’), Raizo has become one of the world’s deadliest assassins. After disobeying the clan elder, Raizo is also a target.  Meanwhile, Europol agent Mika Caretti has stumbled across a money trail that may be the key to solve several high profile murders.  Together Raizo and Mika fight the merciless ninjas through the streets of Europe. 

Review

Ninja Assassins will keep you on your toes and you’ll gladly accept the underdeveloped plot line as it admirably tries to be more than a slasher film. The fight scenes are great and graphic – this is NOT a movie for children.  The script is okay and the actors do well with what they are given.  All in all, if you’re looking to see more murders than the Rumble Pit of Halo, this is definitely the movie for you!

Main Characters:

Raizo: Rain, born Jehon Ji hoon, 27 year old Korean pop singer, model and actor.

Mika Caretti: Naomie Harris, 33 year old black actress – you may know her from the Pirates of the Carribean series and Michael Mann’s Miami Vice.

Ryan Maslow: Ben Miles, 42 London actor, best known for sitcom work.

W.O.W.

Make sure you play close attention to Varejao’s feet.  OH MY!!!!